ट्युशन महोदय छात्र से घरकाम न करने पर . ट्युशन महोदय : अबे गधे, घर का काम क्यों नही किया | . आजकल के छात्र : तमीज़ से बात कर साले, ग्राहक से ऐसे कोई बात करता है क्या?
Ghaziabad ke court mein charche ke doran ... Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Ek Baar Ek Ladki Mandir Mein Bhagwan Se Mannat Mangti Hai… “Hey Bhagwan Kisi Samajhdaar Ladke Ko Mera Boyfriend Bana Do Please” Bhagwan Boley Agar Samajhdaar Hoga To Iss Lafde Mein He Nahin Padega, Ghar Jaao Beti ! *******##########%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&^^^^^^ Ek Machar aur Makkhi ki shaadi hui. Agle din Makkhi ro rahi thi. Uski saheli ne pucha kya hua bahen... WO Boli raat me maine Gudnight jala Di Tumhare jija mar Gaye
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Master : Khali jaga pura karo.. 900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali.. विद्यार्थी : 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali.. Master(Ghusse se) Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho? विद्यार्थी: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna 900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti...!
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Maa: beta aisa nhi bolte papa hai tmhare, izzat k sath bulate hai.