Laugh, Laugh, Laugh

Ek ladka apni GF se propose karta hai
Ladka: I LUV U

Ladki: Sorry Main Kisi Or Se Pyar Karti Hu

Ladka Udas Ho Gya Phr Achanak Bhagne Laga Or Bola
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Teri Mummy Ko Btaunga.
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Ladki:Ruk Ja Kaminey "I LUV U too"




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ek ladki apni Weight check karti hai pehli baaar = 58kg .

Sandal utar kar check karti hai = 56.

phir Dupatta = 55.5

Oh Oh chillar khatam ho gaye…….
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ek ladka jo peeeche khada tha bola,

Aree aap aur utaro aur check karo",

"yeah lo chillar"!

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Class mein, Chintu ne apne dost se kaha,
Chintu :Research ke mutabiq Ladkian Ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai
Aapko pata hai kaise??
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Chintu:Main bata deta hoon aapko
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100 mein se 10
Ladkian naturally
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Apni Mehnat se…


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Ek din achanak Santa Kora kagaz ko chummi dene laga

Banta: Ye Kya kar rahe ho tum?

Santa : Mri Girlfriend Ke Love Letter ko chummi de raha hoon.

Banta: Magar Ye Toh kora Hai yaar, kuch likha hi nahi hai!!

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.


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Paanchvi Class ke Computer Viva mein,

Teacher :Microsoft Excel kya hai?

Student: Surf Excel ka naya brand hai ji,

Computer Saaf karne ke liye!!