Ek ladka apni GF se propose karta hai
Ladka: I LUV U
Ladki: Sorry Main Kisi Or Se Pyar Karti Hu
Ladka Udas Ho Gya Phr Achanak Bhagne Laga Or Bola
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Teri Mummy Ko Btaunga.
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Ladki:Ruk Ja Kaminey "I LUV U too"
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ek ladki apni Weight check karti hai pehli baaar = 58kg .
Sandal utar kar check karti hai = 56.
phir Dupatta = 55.5
Oh Oh chillar khatam ho gaye…….
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ek ladka jo peeeche khada tha bola,
Aree aap aur utaro aur check karo",
"yeah lo chillar"!
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Class mein, Chintu ne apne dost se kaha,
Chintu :Research ke mutabiq Ladkian Ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai
Aapko pata hai kaise??
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Dost:Nahi pata
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Chintu:Main bata deta hoon aapko
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Kyun ki
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100 mein se 10
Ladkian naturally
khoobsurat hoti hai
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Aur baki
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Apni Mehnat se…
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Ek din achanak Santa Kora kagaz ko chummi dene laga
Banta: Ye Kya kar rahe ho tum?
Santa : Mri Girlfriend Ke Love Letter ko chummi de raha hoon.
Banta: Magar Ye Toh kora Hai yaar, kuch likha hi nahi hai!!
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
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Paanchvi Class ke Computer Viva mein,
Teacher :Microsoft Excel kya hai?
Student: Surf Excel ka naya brand hai ji,
Computer Saaf karne ke liye!!
Ladka: I LUV U
Ladki: Sorry Main Kisi Or Se Pyar Karti Hu
.
.
.
.
.
Teri Mummy Ko Btaunga.
.
.
Ladki:Ruk Ja Kaminey "I LUV U too"
*******##########%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&^^^^^^
ek ladki apni Weight check karti hai pehli baaar = 58kg .
Sandal utar kar check karti hai = 56.
phir Dupatta = 55.5
Oh Oh chillar khatam ho gaye…….
.
.
.
.
ek ladka jo peeeche khada tha bola,
Aree aap aur utaro aur check karo",
"yeah lo chillar"!
*******##########%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&^^^^^^
Class mein, Chintu ne apne dost se kaha,
Chintu :Research ke mutabiq Ladkian Ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai
Aapko pata hai kaise??
-
-
.
-
-
Dost:Nahi pata
-
-
-
-
Chintu:Main bata deta hoon aapko
-
-
-
-
Kyun ki
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
100 mein se 10
Ladkian naturally
khoobsurat hoti hai
-
-
-
-
Aur baki
-
-
-
-
Apni Mehnat se…
*******##########%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&^^^^^^
Ek din achanak Santa Kora kagaz ko chummi dene laga
Banta: Ye Kya kar rahe ho tum?
Santa : Mri Girlfriend Ke Love Letter ko chummi de raha hoon.
Banta: Magar Ye Toh kora Hai yaar, kuch likha hi nahi hai!!
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
*******##########%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&^^^^^^
Paanchvi Class ke Computer Viva mein,
Teacher :Microsoft Excel kya hai?
Student: Surf Excel ka naya brand hai ji,
Computer Saaf karne ke liye!!
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