Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek Baar Ek Ladki Mandir Mein Bhagwan Se Mannat Mangti Hai… 
“Hey Bhagwan Kisi Samajhdaar Ladke Ko Mera Boyfriend Bana Do Please”
Bhagwan Boley Agar Samajhdaar Hoga To Iss Lafde Mein He Nahin Padega, Ghar Jaao Beti !

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Ek Machar aur Makkhi ki shaadi hui.
Agle din Makkhi ro rahi thi.
Uski saheli ne pucha kya hua bahen...
WO Boli raat me maine Gudnight jala Di Tumhare jija mar Gaye 

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Master : Khali jaga pura karo..

900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..

विद्यार्थी : 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..

Master(Ghusse se) Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?

विद्यार्थी: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti...!

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Son: papa idhar aa..

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Maa: beta aisa nhi bolte papa hai tmhare, izzat k sath bulate hai.

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Son: papa izzat ke sath idhar aaja..

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Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,

boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,

Waha se hath hatao,

Pls thoda sa dikha do,

Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!