Sense of humor

Ghaziabad ke court mein charche ke doran ...
Judge – You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge – How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?



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Sardarji bus-stop pe bus ke liye khade the. Thodi der mein bus pahunchi par bus-stand mein nahi rukti .
Sardarji kuch 50 meters bus stop se zyada duade aur driver ko poocha.

Sardarji : Oye driver paaji, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?

Driver : Naa ji

Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri behen lagati hai?

Driver  : Naa ji

Sardarji : Toh phir busstop pe chadane ku nahi deta?

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School mein teacher Happy Singh se..

Teacher : Apne best friend’s ka name English mein likho

Happy Singh : ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’

Teacher: Yeah kya hai?

Happy Singh: Mere Mitra ka name Sundar Lal chaadha, hai.

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Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?

Student: Sir, kagaj ki.
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Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.

Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.

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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Tuu uper kyon aaya?"

Sardar: Apple Khane

Monkey: Yeh to mango tree

Sardar: Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon