Humorous Sardar

Sardar k 12 bachon mein bas 1 alag dikhta tha:




Jab uski biwi marney wali thi toh Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata doo ye kis ka hai?




Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.




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Sardar Ji apne dost se kehte hain,
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Dekho kaise


Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,


Dost: Garam pani Q?


Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain mere dost.



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Khana parosne ke baad, Waiter bill Sardar ko bill deta hai,


Sardar: Bill ko gor se dekhte hain phir bolte hain "Yeah lo mera card lelo"



Waiter: Par Paaji yeah toh "Ration Card" hai 


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Sardar Dukandaar se kehte hain
Sardar: Paaji aapne mujhe ullu banaya, yeah radio bech ke!!!


Dukandaar: Naaji maine toh sabse badhiya radio becha haiga ji aapko


Sardar: Radio ka label batata hai "Made in Japan" but radio se aawaaz nikalti hai aap sun rahe hain 'All India Radio! ' Yeah kaise paaji....


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 Ek Sardar apne friend se puchte hain??
Sardar: Arrey paaji apke gaadi ka naam kya hai??

Friend: Naam toh yaad nahi hai ji, par gaadi chalu hoti hai 'T' se

Sardar: O'Teri, kya adhbhut gaadi paya paaji, jo Tea se chalu hoti hai, Jin gaadi ka mujhe pata hai uhh toh petrol se start hote hai.


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