Saturday, January 26, 2013

मज़ेदार चुटकुले


ट्युशन महोदय छात्र से घरकाम न करने पर
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ट्युशन महोदय : अबे गधे, घर का काम क्यों नही किया |
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आजकल के छात्र : तमीज़ से बात कर साले, ग्राहक से ऐसे कोई बात करता है क्या?

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Laugh, Laugh, Laugh

Ek ladka apni GF se propose karta hai
Ladka: I LUV U

Ladki: Sorry Main Kisi Or Se Pyar Karti Hu

Ladka Udas Ho Gya Phr Achanak Bhagne Laga Or Bola
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Teri Mummy Ko Btaunga.
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Ladki:Ruk Ja Kaminey "I LUV U too"

Pics for Laughs

Perception of whats in your Wallet
Money matters

Humorous Sardar


Sardar k 12 bachon mein bas 1 alag dikhta tha:




Jab uski biwi marney wali thi toh Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata doo ye kis ka hai?




Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.



Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Sense of humor


Ghaziabad ke court mein charche ke doran ...
Judge – You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge – How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?